Puppet bus

What. The. Fuck.

What the fuck is this? Why is there a puppet? What's that ticking noi- oh, he seems to be wondering the same thing. He's... singing? He's singing.

Why in the hell would anyone just s- did a second puppet just jump up and yell "Dumbledore"? Yes. I've gone insane. This cannot be rea- there's another! Another puppet!

What in the shit has happened to the fabric of reality? It's torn somehow. I don't kn- another puppet!!

Who the hell is running this show? It's... wait. It... no. NO! Nnnnnngaahhh! It's stuck in there now! Oh, fuck you, bus. GET OUT OF MY MIND!! Stop ru- HEY! Legs, what do you think you are doing? Stop bobbing up and down! YOU LITTLE TRAITORS!! I WILL KILL YOU!! YOU ARE DEAD TO ME, DO YOU HEAR?! ARGH! SONG, GODDAMN YOU, GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY... MY... my head... my... head...

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape...


Note: You have failed me, internet. All I needed was a little clip of Chekov screaming in Wrath of Khan. That's all I needed. But no. I couldn't have that link for my little blog. You are the big, strong internet. Fuck you in the goat ass, internet. I will not forget this insolence.