Friday, January 23, 2009

Lobster Shack bus

Son... of a bitch!

Let me get this straight:
You are closed on weekends.
You are closed Mondays.
You are closed Tuesdays.
You are closed Wednesdays.
Then you think, "How 'bout I close for the holidays... for a month?"

Okay, fine, acceptable. Wait, no, the other thing... totally fucking unacceptable!!

How in the fuck can you operate a business like that?! You can't just- How do you make any- Who the hell do you- *igick* AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

You know what? How 'bout fuck you, bus? I'll start my own business. How 'bout that, you nasty wombat cocksucker?! We'll serve lasagna sandwiches, giant chicken pot pies, and bacon-doughnuts. And we'll be open all the time! 24/7, you sack of shit.

You want some of this? You want to take me on? You see this grin on my face? Say your goodbyes and bring it, you shitmoth.
24 motherfucking 7.

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