Hellahecka bus

Let's you and I have a chat... about language. Let us start with a question: What is wrong with you? With us? Can we not just use the languages we already have without making up new shit to learn?

Of course, refinement will and should occur. I'm all for the advancement of language as a whole. The following words, however, cannot be considered as betterment, and therefore will be treated with utmost contempt, as will the orator. In proper terms, if you use these words, and you are not making a joke out of them, you are a fucking moron, and I wish you death. No, no, better. I wish I could kill you. Now pay attention, you simple Cro-Magnon son of a bitch.

"Supposebly." As we peruse the dictionary, we find that... well, actually we can not find this word. Why, neanderthal? Because this is not a word. Let us instead try "supposedly." Now there is a fine word. And here it is in the dictionary. Note the "D". Now fucking say it, you wide-eyed protohuman! With a "D"!

"Aks". This is simply not a word. There is an entry for "ax", but this is a cutting tool, not something relating to questions. You do not "aks" a question. You "ask" it. "S" before "K". Now you try, you backwoods bumfuck caveman.

"Rediculous." You goddamn hoary taint! If you type that shit ever again, I will kill you. With an ax. In your stupid fucking face. On the goat ass. I know it doesn't make sense! Fuck y- YOU'RE DEAD!! DEAD!!

[the author takes a few moments to compose]

Shall we continue, gentle reader? Yes, let's.

"Irregardless." Guess what? NOT A FUCKING WORD!!! You're actually making more work for yourself with that attempt at speech. Instead of trying to speak, shitass, please just carve out your mouth and never attempt to spew forth sound from it again.

What in the name of... what in the fuck is "hella"? Friend troglodyte, did you know that we already have, in the English language, a word that means "very"? IT'S FUCKING "VERY"!!! It's actually shorter than "hella"! And you try to pass it off to small children disguised as "hecka"? Is that supposed to be cute? Fuck you in your goat ass, and fuck your shitarded adjective!

Perhaps this lesson has been harsh. Perhaps it seems snooty. To that I say fuck you, bus. I will end you. If you want to speak, try an actual spoken language. Without language we're no better than mimes.